Posted Oct 3, 2009 in All Things Sex | 0 Comments

So how old is too old?

Young enough?

“Aaargggghhh!!!” Nina arrghed in frustration, flipping her cell phone closed.

.“What’s wrong now?” James didn’t even look up from his Wonder Woman comic book.

“She hasn’t called yet.”

“Who hasn’t called yet?” Luca

“My mother.”

“Her mother?”  I asked.

“Yeah, her mother hasn’t checked in yet…” James clarified. “She’s on a cruise with some man.”

“ …with some man I haven’t met yet. And now I know they’re not just friends.”

“Still waiting for the problem here…” I asked.

“Nina’s gone Mommy on her Momma!” Luca grinned.

“Nina’s problem is her Mama’s getting her groove on.” James

“And this is a problem because?” I related. still confused.

“Guys it’s my mother.”


Okay. So apparently we don’t see out parents are sexual beings. Not that I would necessarily want that visual but I got to thinking: Where is that magic line where people go from sexually ravenous to simply inert? Granted, priorities change, different aspects of others become attractive as time goes on,

Mood changes, tastes shift, but with ever increasing numerous scientific publications implying that a damn good romp in the hay is pretty much the closest thing to the the fountain of youth what’s wrong with the oldies getting to groovin’ while groovin’ to the oldies?

Sean Penn

“Really?” Luca “You’re mom looks damn good for her age. You ever see Gio’s dad? They’re about the same age and he’s a one tall glass of cold water.”

“Yup! Black don’t crack.”

“Actually it can,” I cut in. “Takes a long while and not necessarily with everyone, but when it does, ghurl it ain’t pretty!”

“But Nina’s mom looks about 10 years younger-“

“So’s her new man!” She blurted out. “I’m just worried. I don’t want her to be taken advantage off-”

“Worried or jealous?”

“I’m not jealous!”

“Then don’t Madonna/Whore your mom then.”

“What do you mean?”

“You want to keep her all innocent and I guess pristine? She’s got urges too you know.”

Granny Whore

“When do you plan to stop having sex?” James finally diverted his attention reading.

“Well…I don’t know…”

“You know she’s you in about twenty?.”

“I’m never gonna stop.” Luca.

“Cos’ you’re a slut!”

“No, that shit’s to good to give up!”

“It’s overrated.”

“She’s your mom! She’s not dead. And thank God for Viagra, Cialis and all that other fun candy. Fully exploded the range of the sexual demographic…”

“You had to say exploded eh?”

“Of course I did.”

“Well, I hope buddy forget his pills.” Nina pouted.

“Can I ask you a question?”

“Yes M.A.T.?”

“How’d you think you got here?”

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