Posted Dec 5, 2009 in All Things Sex | 1 Comment
NOT…then…HOT?
So everyone knows about the “deal-breaker” right?
It’s that action, comment, moment, gesture, habit, or maybe even an unfortunate circumstance that befalls that hottie you’re into that quickly puts out the fires in your loins?
Simon: Smoking.
Luca: Really?
Simon: Yeah, that’s why I never got with you.
Luca: Finally, took four years to find out.
Simon: You should have asked.
Ugo: Oh my god, guys, I had to leave the man of my dreams.
James: Why?
Ugo: Cats. I’m allergic. I couldn’t even stay in his house for more that five minutes.
Nina: Peter has a curved dick.
Luca: This is a problem?
Nina: Sex was painful and not in that good pain way. Trust me. I tried every position.
Olivet: Lio was too short.
M.A.T.: That Daddy was a smoking hot Belgian Chef.
Olivet: Still to short. I know everyone thinks I’m nuts, but I’m 6’2 in heels. Fault it all you want, but I still got my princess-y dreams and yeah, I want to get swept off my feet -
Luca: That takes a big man. I get it.
The whole gang was together, enjoying the surprisingly still-nice weather at what would be our last barbeque for the ’09 year…and as we discussed deal breakers, I wanted to know:
Was the opposite true? Is there an action, comment, moment, gesture, habit, or maybe even *fortunate * circumstance that befalls that “nottie” and turns them into a “hottie?”
When does NOT become HOT?
Luca: Going commando wearing sweatpants, lightly jogging down some stairs.
James: And you’re at the bottom of the staircase?
Luca: Of course.
Olivet: Accents. Cliché, I know but someone saying your name in a foreign language. Full frisson!
M.A.T.: Call me papi. I’m yours…
Nina: I went on this date with a co-worker, and it was only for drinks. He was charming enough, but I know nothing was going to happen until…
James: Until?
Nine: We passed by his loft as he walked me home, so he offered me a drink and to see his art– no strings attached – and he *was* nice enough, and I did enjoy his company. When I got into his place.
I could help but notice his TWISTERTM print duvet on his king sized bed.
EVEYRONE: WHAT?!
Nina: It was so on!
James: Did he have that spinning dial?
Nina: Umm hello?
So folks?
When does a NOT become HOT? Comment below and let M.A.T. know what you think!














your mag got it wrong… sophie dahl is only 5’11″… i used to model with her.